Ooooh.... O.o
Reblog this if you are literally surprised when people find you attractive.

Reblog if you’re the retarded friend.
BORED

I was so bored just sitting in an empty apartment on the Internet signed into almost everything I have a name on with no one talking to me so I get on tumblr and feel reassured that there is still life out there, Thank you tumblr (or the people posting) for your existence you are beautiful people and I’ve never felt so happy with anything else in my life.

-A lonely shut in girl.

ultrasexual:

Weeee are sluts.

 I love you guys!!! :D can’t wait tell you GET YOUR ASSES OVER HERE!!!!

ultrasexual:

Weeee are sluts.

 I love you guys!!! :D can’t wait tell you GET YOUR ASSES OVER HERE!!!!

Pretty sure the plumber was just picking his nose.

ultrasexual:

Neat.

HAHA! I think you need to give him a tissue box and slowly back away….o.O

HAHAHA poor idiot!
Me: Avery your my baby, yes you are(My niece 1yr old)
Avery: giggle giggle giggle
Tiffany(my sister/idiot): want to come to me?(takes her)
Avery: SCREAMS/crys
Tiffany: oh its ok
Me: MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA come here Avery
Avery: sniffle.... giggle giggle giggle
Tiffany: awwwwww
Me: HAHAHAHAHA! You know kids know if a persons bad HAHAHAHA you must be TERRIBLE!
The talk in my head(My imagination of course)
Me: And so I was Like THAT WAS TOTALLY AWESOME! :O
Boyfriend: Indeed.
Me: Your so bland... like a "I HAVE NO EMOTIONS" robot like....o.O
Boyfriend: oh
Me: yeeeeeah... well I think that if you where to change I might like you more... but if you stay the same you would balance me out so I'm not over excited nor will I be depressed and I like trying to make you different it gives me a challenge/interest in this relatinship. so .... DON'T CHANGE!
the end...>.>...
School!

sooo.. I’m like 21 and… well I’m ridiculously still in high school… :/ why me? really…. rawr… should be done tomorrow… better get the rest of my work done tonight -SIGH!!!-

ultrasexual:

I lost the balls to my septum ring. :[

YEAH WELL! idk….>.>…. never let Lissa touch your rings AGAIN!

ultrasexual:

I lost the balls to my septum ring. :[

YEAH WELL! idk….>.>…. never let Lissa touch your rings AGAIN!

Update on my marriage to my friend’s cat:

ultrasexual:

  • He bit my head yesterday
  • So the wedding’s off
  • Asshole

well… you shouldn’t have FORCED THAT HUG!!!! it was self defense!!!!